Don’t Have an Attitude Problem—Said Every Person With an Attitude Problem
“I don't have an attitude problem.” The sentence is usually delivered with an attitude that could qualify for a passport of its own. You know the type. You ask them a perfectly normal question. They look at you as if you've just interrupted an important meeting between their ego and their reflection. “What?” You explain. They sigh. “What do you want me to say?” "Nothing." And that's where the fun begins. Because attitude problems don't always arrive dramatically. Sometimes they show up in ordinary conversations, one unnecessary reaction at a time. The Professional Offended Person Some people don't need a reason to be offended. You can say: “Nice shirt.” They'll reply: “Why? You don't like it?” “No, I said it's nice.” “So you're surprised I can dress well?” At this point, you're wondering whether you accidentally walked into a courtroom. You compliment them. They find an insult. You apologize. They become offended that you apologized. Yo...